jews: Kabbalah involves jewish mysticism and texts so complex + specialized only jews well-versed in jewish scholarship to even begin to understand. Others shouldn’t study it.
gentiles in medieval europe: WHY R U KEEPING THIS SECRET?? MUST BE DEVIL WORSHIPPING MAGIC!!
gentiles a few centuries later: lets make a term called “cabal” for secret evil political groups based on the word kabbalah! cant trust those jews!
gentiles during the enlightenment: this kabbalah stuff sounds cool! what if we changed this shit up for christians to use? lets do some alchemy shit this is rad
gentiles today: *starts kabbalah ~religion~ as a celebrity trend* *appropriates kabbalah for ~occult~ cool points in the media and tarot* *profits off of books on faux kabbalah bs to the point jews have trouble finding legit sources on kabbalah*
jews: …
Freemasons: we’re gonna repackage some of this kabbalah with a hodgepodge of ethical maxims and architectural engineering metaphors and market it as The Wisdom of Solomon™. FOR BOYS ONLY NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
Gardner and Valiente: I’m going to repackage Freemasonry with traditional witchcraft and Romantic poetry and call it Wicca™.
Gardner: …And no old chicks.
Valiente: !?
Modern Pagans: At last we have completely liberated ourselves from teh Judeo-Chrsistian Paradigm™. Also you literally cannot understand these fabricated ideas of ancient polytheistic religions unless you understand kabbalah. Also cultural appropriation is horrible.
Jews: …do you even listen to what you are saying????
Reblogging again for the perfect addition
(While also noting that Wicca drew mostly I think from the Order of the Golden Dawn, which still uses a lot of Kabbalah)