glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’ve been making sentences out of predictive text only. It’s come up with these gems:

“I JUST WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO GET MORE COINS AND THEN I COULD MAKE A BETTER LIFE FOR MY FROGS.”

“You are not going to make me feel happy and I don’t want to see you again.”

“I want to be a happy boy but my uncle is a very intimidating person and he sees me as a human and I don’t want him to know that I am not going to be a god or something.”

“I’m so glad that you are here to make me feel like I am a great grandmother.”

“My heart broke into a werewolf and a vampire and a frog boy who was never told that he was a gay man and the emperor and the holy queen of sass.”

“God is a lesbian and she has no plans for the next few days.”

“Female robots have never been more aggressive than they are this year and I think they’re the best thing to happen to me.”

“The emperor of the pines is the only man going to my birthday party and he is going to come to my room to help me out with my friends.”

Oh shit… we’re gonna fuck the Emperor of the Pines this weekend, guys!

“Giant frog attempts to eat my daughter for dinner and I ended up having to eat a whole tub of chocolate cake for her birthday.”

“I’m not sure what you think of my twitter account but I’m not sorry.”

“I think I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea of having an actual relationship with the emperor of the pines.”

The monster is a beautiful woman and she wants to be loved. 

 What I did was wrong and I don’t know how to make it up to you. 

 I’m sorry if I was a gay gay lesbian woman but I don’t want to wear a furry costume to school tomorrow, so I’m going to try to swallow my own blood and then I’m going to be a vampire. 

 I don’t want you to be a vampire but I am sure that you will be a very charming and friendly person when you’re not wearing a leather jacket. 

 This weekend was just so weird lol I’m not wearing pants. 

 Don’t get me wrong I’m not going back to jail for cyber bullying this year but I am going to go to hell. 

 I want to play with my friends and my loved monsters but they don’t want to play with me. 

 I want to go to the emperor of the pines for a long long night and I want to see him again and he will be the only man that will ever know the way I love. 

 I’m so glad that you can make it to the end of the world and I don’t want you to go to sleep now.

 It’s okay to be a gay man with a gay god.