honeyandwormwood:

herman-the-vermin:

cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

stop telling people to not bring children to church you miserable swine

“b-but kids cry and make noise and disrupt the service”

oh im so sorry your children are normal you have my condolences

it’s not like the bible literally tells us to bring our kids forth to jesus :(( church is only for adults who can sit still and be quiet for an hour now i guess

If you don’t hear babies crying, the church is dying

oh i’m so sorry God is interrupting your church service

how terrible